nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize