you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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