Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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