super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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