420 ftw
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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