We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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