I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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