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i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Everything about him screamed your future.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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