Hey man sorry I got all grabby
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
