I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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