Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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