i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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