Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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