There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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