I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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