He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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