I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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