Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
