First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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