Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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