Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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