i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We had sex on a dog bed..
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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