when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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