Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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