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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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