Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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