Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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