I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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