? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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