She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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