i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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