You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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