I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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