Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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