dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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