they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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