That's intense
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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