I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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