they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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