grandma shit on top of the toilet
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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