my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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