Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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