let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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