I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize