Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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