Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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