No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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