I hate your face
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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