he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
