Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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