Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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