week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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