I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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