It's Friday. Sex?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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