so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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